You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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