Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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