I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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