Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
