I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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