Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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