That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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