I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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