She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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