I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
we should paint friendship bongs
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