i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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