After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im holly from the hills drunk
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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