I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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