sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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