It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize