they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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