I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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