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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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