oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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