Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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