my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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