ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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