So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
