is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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