Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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