So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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