i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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