Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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