Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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