I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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