so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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