Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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