What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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