accomplished twins. life is a go
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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