I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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