Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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