I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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