Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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