i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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