What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
