Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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