oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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