I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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