Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
