Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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