doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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