plz talk dirty to me
only you would photoshop your dick
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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