id be glad to
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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