would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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