it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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