Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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