How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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