: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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