Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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