party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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