Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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